Will does all the drawing for WFHIT.
He was recently arrested for "urinating with intent". His hobbies include crying and being publicly humiliated. He once passed a GCSE. He lives in a nest he built himself out of broken plywood and his own faecal matter. See his crappy Tumblr.

Tom does around half the writing for WFHIT.
He recently topped a poll of 'Britain's least cumbersome men'. Women want to be with him; men want to be in him. He owns four yachts and a pool shaped like Henry Winkler. He is so well built that even his tongue has biceps. Read his exceptional blog.

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