William Elliott draws all the art for WFHIT?. He was raised by bears in downtown Maidenhead, where he was forced to learn how to use stationery to survive, resulting in his artistic ability. Behind his childlike eyes lies knowledge of unspeakable burden and wisdom. If he could have any superpower, it would be the power to summon and command a vast army of badgers.

Tom Nash was created in a laboratory by the crazed lovechild of Einstein and Hitler, called Eintler. He is 47% bionic, and the 53% which isn't is mostly scraps from leftover Chinese takeaways. He drinks alcohol with Will until they forge ideas horrible enough to be worth drawing. If he were food, he would be a vomit croissant.

If by some godawful fluke of fate you find yourself needing to contact us, you can get us on freshhellcontact@googlemail.com.